Watch your step, the dork is high with this one. The name is Aubrey and the age is 17. I do what I want and reblog what I please.
Welcome To The Wonderful World Of The Dork
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom
there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.
Actually there’s a person behind it but yes
i just shaved my legs wanna feel
is this part of the new silent hills game i keep hearing about?
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
Def click da pic
look at this idiot licking his/her feet
I’m dying omG
Words to describe someone's voice
if someone’s voice is adenoidal, some of the sound seems to come through their nose
an appealing look, voice etc shows that you want help, approval, or agreement
with loud breathing noises
if you speak in a brittle voice, you sound as if you are about to cry
if someone’s voice sounds croaky, they speak in a low rough voice that sounds as if they have a sore throat
if someone’s eyes are dead, or if their voice is dead, they feel or show no emotion
a disembodied voice comes from someone who you cannot see
spoken in a voice that does not go up and down. This word is often used for describing the speech of people from a particular region.
a fruity voice or laugh is deep and strong in a pleasant way
a grating voice, laugh, or sound is unpleasant and annoying
a gravelly voice sounds low and rough
a gruff voice has a rough low sound
a guttural sound is deep and made at the back of your throat
a high-pitched voice or sound is very high
someone who is hoarse or has a hoarse voice speaks in a low rough voice, usually because their throat is sore
honeyed words or a honeyed voice sound very nice but you cannot trust the person who is speaking
a husky voice is deep and sounds hoarse (=as if you have a sore throat), often in an attractive way
a low voice or sound is quiet and difficult to hear
in a deep voice, or with a deep sound
used about someone’s behaviour or voice
a modulated voice is controlled and pleasant to listen to
a monotonous sound or voice is boring and unpleasant because it does not change in loudness or become higher or lower
someone with a nasal voice sounds as if they are speaking through their nose
an orotund voice is loud and clear
a penetrating voice or sound is so high or loud that it makes you slightly uncomfortable
a plummy voice or way of speaking is considered to be typical of an English person of a high social class. This word shows that you dislike people who speak like this.
in a quiet voice
a raucous voice or noise is loud and sounds rough
a ringing sound or voice is very loud and clear
a rough voice is not soft and is unpleasant to listen to
a shrill noise or voice is very loud, high, and unpleasant
a silvery voice or sound is clear, light, and pleasant
if you speak in a singsong voice, your voice rises and falls in a musical way
a small voice or sound is quiet
a smoky voice or smoky eyes are sexually attractive in a slightly mysterious way
someone who is softly spoken has a quiet gentle voice
sotto voce adjective, adverb:
in a very quiet voice
a stentorian voice sounds very loud and severe
a strangled sound is one that someone stops before they finish making it
a strident voice or sound is loud and unpleasant
used about something such as a voice or expression that shows someone is nervous or angry
if your voice is thick with an emotion, it sounds less clear than usual because of the emotion
with a low voice that comes mostly from your throat
a thin voice or sound is high and unpleasant to listen to
a throaty sound is low and seems to come from deep in your throat
a tight voice or expression shows that you are nervous or annoyed
a toneless voice does not express any emotion
if something such as your voice or smile is tremulous, it is not steady, for example because you are afraid or excited
a wheezy noise sounds as if it is made by someone who has difficulty breathing
if your voice is wobbly, it goes up and down, usually because you are frightened, not confident, or are going to cry
Watching Jell-O bounce in slow motion is strangely mesmerizing
now you know what jell-o looks like bouncing in slow-mo. i know you always wondered.
Why do you want me off anon?
Because I like knowing who calls me cute.